Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Armed Dolphins Said Set Loose in Gulf by Katrina

In this topsy-turvy world we live in now, I'm not the least surprised that our government has trained dolphins to shoot terrorists with a toxic dart gun. I know dolphins are smart, but I'm not sure if they can tell the difference between a regular person in a wetsuit and a terrorist in a wetsuit. The dolphins should be trained to kill the oil-makers that price gouge.*

Heres the link if you're interested...

Armed Dolphins Said Set Loose in Gulf by Katrina

* Disclaimer
I do not condone any killing, committed by dolphins or any other animals (including humans).

1 comment:

dreadbiscuit said...

I laughed when I first heard about this and then I started thinking about the money wasted on this nonsense and it didn't seem quite as funny. I wonder how many billions are being spent to train penguins to drive tanks.